Monday, August 31, 2009

Disney buys Marvel

Disney spent $4 billion to buy Marvel Entertainment. I think adding the creative minds of Marvel will only enhance the brand. But with the marriage can you imagine the possibilities...

Lion King 3 - Kraven hunts Simba : Calypso has a thing for Hyenas and in order to prove his love for her, Kraven tries to capture Simba in order to allow the Hyenas to take over Pride Rock.

Little Mermaid 3 - Ursula comes back and wants her revenge. Because of Ariel's love of a human, Ursula is able to recruit the help of Namor, who is disgusted by the thought of a mermaid dating a human. But a problem is created when Namor and Ariel begin to have feelings for each other.

Spider-Man 4- When the Sinister 6 come to town to destroy Peter Parker, the cast of the bugs life, comes to his rescue. One can only take so many bug bites.

Daredevil 2 - The Kingpin steals Mathew Murdock's guide dog, Pluto, and Mathew will do anything to get his best friend back.

Beauty and the Beast with the Beast as the Beast

Cars 2 - Magneto sees the potential of these cars that can think and makes them into his super soldiers, more powerful than Sentinals. Its up to the X-men to stop them.


The Suite life of Thor and Herc - It's not easy being a god so these two meet up and become friends. Together they have to fight the likes of minotaur's and three headed dragons but also have to deal with relationships as loki and hades continually try to make their lives miserable.

Extreme Home Makeover (with special guest star Wolverine) - He can cut the stuff in seconds and have a house remade in an hourof live television. No need for editing.

Hulk vs the Jonas Brothers - Hulk tries to save the world from the most annoying forces in the universe and you thought characters never die.

Toy Story 3 - When Andy gets too old he gives away all his toys. Uncle Ben, The Thing, sees the great toys at a garage sale and buys them for his favorite nephew, Franklin Richards. Franklin now owns Buzz and Woody and the rest of the gang. However, the puppet master finds out this information and has taken over the toys and plans to use them to kill Franklin. We begin to realize Franklins powers as Buzz and Woody try to fight control of the Puppet Master. To keep the Fantastic Four busy, the Puppet Master has also taken over The Incredibles. The war is epic, lets just hope Dr. Doom doesn't get involved.

Mojo tries to take over the Disney channel and make it the Marvel channel. But he had to deal with a pissed off Fantasmic Mickey. I don't things look too good for Mojo.

Can you imagine the things they can do with The Haunted House with the Ghost Rider and the Red Skull? Dang, I am kinda scared already.

Geez the possiblities are endlesss. I could probably go on forever. Desperate Housewives with Sue Richards, Jean Grey, Mary Jane and Cinderella. Eli Stone played by Professor X.

1 comment:

psychoverse said...

I hate that Marvel has been bought by this Disney corporation. The same blind company that believes in the dumbing down of America and cancels great shows like Eli Stone and Pushing Daisies. I hate that Disney prevented anime from taking a foothold in the U.S. unless they are the company distributing it.

All that said, your ideas had me laughing... and your text even moreso... can't wait to see that picture of you and psylocke...

Now if they create a Marvelland theme park in the Bay Area... maybe, I'll support it.