10. Tricep workout
9. Handicap parking
8. Strangers holding doors open for me
7. Don't feel bad about using handicap bathroom stalls
6. Built in excuse for being late
5. Get to wear shorts everywhere
4. No one says anything when I sit for 6 straight hours watching football
3. If I did the Hulkster big boot it would do serious damage
2. Extended reach when I chop people
1. Chance to use all the mismatched socks I have
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